Operation: Hemorrhoid Heartthrob
Language: en
When we were kids, my arch-nemesis always mocked me: "With grades like yours, you'll grow up to be a septic tank cleaner." I didn't believe in curses until I became a proctologist. And he? The untouchable, icy movie star. Clutching his butt, he registered for my clinic. I slowly pulled on my gloves: "Pants down, bend over." He looked like he wanted to die of shame: "Can you perform the surgery..." I smiled: "Sure. Call me Daddy first."