Talk is Cheap
Language: en
My childhood friend hated my dirty jokes and said I didn't act like a girl. He told me to learn from the gentle, perfect school beauty. Who knew the school beauty would stare at my mouth thoughtfully. "I heard you talk so much you could make a mute person speak?" She paid me to harass her autistic brother. A thousand bucks for every word he said. She was too naive. Unorthodox problems require unorthodox solutions. I walked to the back row of the classroom and lightly tapped the quiet boy's desk. "Shouldn't you explain to everyone about licking my foot while I was asleep last…