The Forbidden Fungi
Language: en
My neighbor stole the vegetables I grew on my balcony for 93 days straight. She became a top-tier influencer with millions of followers just by stealing my produce. Until she swiped the last bag and ate it live on stream with a smile. Moments later, she started seeing dancing elves, and the clip went viral. She brought the building manager and reporters to my door, tearfully accusing me of poisoning her. I simply handed over three things: my PhD diploma, project documents, and an empty flowerpot with a warning label. "I research hallucinogenic mushrooms for treating depression. She…