The Wild Cat's Guide to Saving Humans
Language: en
I kidnapped a kitten. Despite its violent struggle, I was convinced it wanted to come home with me. That night, the Momma Cat was banging on my door: "Did I say I wasn't raising it?!" My eyes lit up. "No problem! I'll take both of you! Humans just want to give every stray a home!" Momma Cat slapped my hand away, offended. "I am not a stray! I am a wild cat!" "I belong to the wilderness and nature. How dare you call me a stray!"