The Breakup Auction
Language: en
I got a new rich boyfriend. His mom found me and threw a check in my face. "Fifty million dollars. Leave my son." She looked at me with disdain, but she didn't expect me to turn around and call the mothers of my other five boyfriends. "Breakup Auction! Current bid is fifty million. Do I hear higher?" "Fifty million going once, fifty million going twice, fifty million going thrice!"