Love, Lies, and a Fake GPA
Language: en
My mom: "Someone's going to add you on WeChat later. Reject them." Me: "?" My mom: "He's a 6'1" cutie." Me: "What? Why? Do you think he's too hot for me?" My mom: "I was chatting with his mom, and I thought she was bragging about her son, so I bragged back that you had a 4.0 GPA, cooked like a chef, did all the housework, were naturally gorgeous, and hated spending money. Who knew she'd actually want you for her son! So remember to reject him." Me: "..."