The Backup Plan
Language: en

My boyfriend, Nate, casually started complaining about a freshman girl he was "mentoring." "Lily is so clueless, she can't even make a PowerPoint." "Good thing I was there to help, or the poor girl would have cried her eyes out." "But honestly, she's kind of cute. Like a little lost kitten." After he finished, I mimicked his tone, casually bringing up my own day. "Really? We have a new freshman in my department this year too. Total klutz, trips over his own feet." "I just helped him to the campus clinic today, and he sent me ninety-nine roses." "So dumb, right? But he is way hotter…