The Great Pant Heist
Language: en
On a variety show, the host asked us to confess the most wicked thing we'd ever done. I smiled shyly. "When I was a kid, my best friend and I hid all of her older brother's pants." The other guests leaned in, their faces full of curiosity, demanding to know what happened next. Beside me, the famous movie star smiled and finished the story for me. "And later, she turned around, provoked me, and threatened to pants me herself." I froze.