The Wife Tamer Gets Tamed
Language: en
The day after we got our marriage license, I saw a trending post on a local subreddit. The poster, bragging with a photo of a marriage certificate, wrote: [Free gym membership acquired.] When users asked what he meant, he proudly shared his "wisdom": [A marriage license is basically a free gym pass.] [Use the wife as a punching bag. Workout while you discipline. The more you hit her, the clingier she gets.] [You hit her, and her only request is 'please stop hitting me.' You don't hit her, and she has a million demands.] [My biggest wish is to have a wife who won't die no matter how…