The Catch of the Day
Language: en
I went night fishing by the river, only to be stopped by a hot cop who mistook me for a body dumper. I tried desperately to explain: "I'm here to fish!" The cop didn't buy it: "Where's the bait?" I shrugged helplessly: "Fish ate it." The cop pressed: "Where's the rod?" I sighed: "Fish dragged it away." The cop sneered: "Where's the fish? I've been watching you for half an hour, not a single fish. Are you the Air Force commander?" I broke down instantly: "Haha, actually I'm the killer! I'm really the killer! Arrest me! Arrest me now!!"