Her Bro-Zone Schemes, My Playbook
Language: en
I can’t stand the “cool girl” act—calling herself “one of the guys,” to get what she wants. While I am a walking lie detector. When my fiancé brought his “bestie” home, I sighed. “Fine. You two are soulmates. I’ll sleep under a bridge. The bed is yours.” Henry stared at me. “She’s just a buddy. I don’t even see her as a woman.” I took out a notebook. Henry leaned in. “Writing your will?” “Predicting how your ‘buddy’ will cross the line.” 1. Complain she’s hot and strip in front of you. 2. “Accidentally” spill a drink on your crotch, then wipe it with her hands. … Henry swore she wasn’t…