How I Taught My Ex a Lesson
Language: en
After getting hospitalized from a car accident, I scrolled upon a forum post. [I just got a government job. How do I make my girlfriend initiate a breakup?] The comments section filled up quickly. [Simple. Use the 'hot violence' method!] [Text her hundreds of times a day. If she misses one, bomb her phone with calls.] [Pick fights over nothing. Question if she still loves you.] [No normal person can handle that. She'll break up with you for sure.] I shook my head. Another guy trying to dump his partner the moment he gets a taste of success. Thank god my boyfriend wasn't like…