A Decade Late
Language: en
Late one night, an Oscar winner’s unhinged confessional blew up the internet. 【Time flies. She’s on her second kid, and I haven’t even made it to the backup-boyfriend list.】 【Heard she’s into the puppy-dog type. Is it too late for me to become a lapdog?】 【I’m a traditional man. I’m willing to be the other guy.】 Netizens pulled an all-nighter, determined to unmask the mother-of-two who had humbled a global superstar. I was up late, scrolling through the gossip. Suddenly, someone tagged me. 【You went to high school with Henry Vance. Do you know who his secret crush is?】