Press 1 for Wifey Mode
Language: en
I sent my crush a "Good morning," "Good afternoon," and "Good night" text every single day, right on schedule. Three months into chasing him, he finally cracked and bombarded me with messages. "Jane, are you a bot?" I looked at the message on my phone screen, thought for a moment, and replied: "Press 1 to unlock Wifey Mode."