A-List Exes
Language: en

During a live reality show, the director asked me to call an ex. I pulled up my blocklist. "Which one?" As a D-list star known for flings, the chat exploded with hate. 【The most famous one.】 I pretended to think. "Who's bigger — Jude Cole or Ross Downey?" The chat went silent. The guests froze. Jude is an Oscar-winning actor; Ross is a Grammy-sweeping singer. Linking them to me seemed absurd. The host forced a laugh. "You're joking, right?" The chat raged: 【How dare you say his name!】 【If Jude ever noticed you, I’d eat my shoe.】 【Ross has nothing to do with you!】 【She's just…