The Fox's Human
Language: en
I'm a human picked up by a fox-kin. The fox-kin, having just finalized the adoption papers, frowned and grabbed me by the collar, intent on giving me a bath. I struggled for my life. Frustrated, he posted a help thread online: "The little human I adopted is extremely resistant to bathing. What should I do?" Another kin replied: "These humans are perverts. If you take off your clothes and get in the tub, they'll be willing to wash." The fox-kin pondered for a moment, then chose to strip completely.