The Possessive Algorithm
Language: en
I’m high maintenance. Everyone says so. But I landed a boyfriend who is mature, steady, and infinitely tolerant. His friends couldn't stand it and told me to be nicer to him. So, at dinner, I peeled a shrimp for him. That night, he posted a rage-filled status update visible only to his "boys": [Which one of you idiots ruined my bratty girlfriend?! I want her bad attitude back!]