The Annual Report
Language: en
My husband started tracking expenses on his phone. One day, I curiously opened his annual spending report from a popular finance app. The first few pages were lighthearted and fun, and I was smiling as I scrolled. Until I saw two lines of text: [Your most frequently used note is: "Extra cilantro, extra green onions."] [Your longest note is: "Boss, please make sure this bouquet is perfect. Confirm the address. Do not mess this up."] I don't eat cilantro. I don't eat green onions. And I have never received a bouquet from him. Not once. I scrolled down further. [February 14th,…