The Phantom in the Boss’s Car
Language: en
My boss, Patrick Smith, was in a car accident. He's been in a coma ever since. My best friend, Maya, who works in administration, used her position to assign his idle Maybach to me. I thought I’d hit the jackpot. Turns out, the car has a worse temper than my boss ever did. If I accelerated too slowly, a man's voice would crackle from the speakers: "Are you part turtle? A snail could move faster." If I braked too hard, the voice would snap: "In a rush to get reincarnated? Are you trying to send me to an early grave?" I just figured it was some cruel voice pack Patrick had installed before…