Melomiri

Mismatched Love, Mismatched You

Language: en

I'd stumbled into a private chat group for trust fund heiresses. Their daily routine consisted of bragging about buying new yachts. For fun, I decided to play along with my own brand of surreal humor. I asked the girls to Venmo me $50. Ping! $20,000 has been deposited into your account. The heiress said she’d hit her daily transfer limit and that I should get the rest from her sister. "My sister's getting engaged," she typed. "She's in a great mood, just throwing money around. You should hit her up, catch some of that good luck!" But when I looked at the wedding invitation she posted in…

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