Whispers and Wild Guesses
Language: en
During a variety show livestream, I was frantically gesturing to the award-winning actor, Ethan Vance, trying to get him to guess a phrase. "Okay, imagine we're dating. If I just randomly slap you for no reason, what do you call that?" Ethan tilted his head, his tone utterly confident. "A reward." I gritted my teeth. "Four words!" "Thank you, my queen? Do the left side too? Harder, please?" The host: ... Me: Heh. Comments: [Stop giving him scenarios! You're just fueling his fantasies!]