The Big Win
Language: en

I won $8.88 million in the lottery. When I went to claim my prize, the presenter handed me a donation form. "Sir, as is customary, winners of large prizes are expected to make a charitable donation. The minimum is five thousand dollars. How much would you like to contribute?" I shook my head. "I'm not donating." "Sir, this is standard procedure. It's for a good cause." Her smile vanished. "You shouldn't be so selfish. You've come into all this money for nothing. What's wrong with giving a little back?" "I'm not donating. Not a single cent." "What a cheapskate," she spat, her voice dripping…