My Mind-Reading Husband Hears Only the Worst
Language: en
Bad news: My husband, who is five years older than me, seems to be able to hear my thoughts. Worse news: He can only hear a few words. Me: "Hmm, Elias, the roast beef you made today is a bit tough." What he heard: 【Elias is a bit tough.】 Me: "It's getting late to take Elias out for dinner. How about we go for Peking duck tomorrow instead." What he heard: 【Elias is no match for a duck.】 Me: "If my bestie doesn't hurry up, I'm going to sneak a piece of cake. Gogogo." What he heard: 【Sneak out to eat. Gogogo.】 ... In the last few days, I’ve noticed Elias looking at me with a strange…