The Ex I Hid Away
Language: en
At the bar, my assistant Chloe was crying her eyes out over a breakup. Someone chimed in to comfort her: "Who hasn't had a trash ex? Let's have a contest. Who has the most embarrassing ex? Maybe that will make Chloe feel better." The girls started throwing out their horror stories: "I dated a guy who was obsessed with feet. It was his whole personality." "I dated a guy who was so cheap, he made me Venmo him for the gas used to drive to my house." "I dated a guy who wore a fedora unironically in 2023." The atmosphere heated up. Suddenly, someone turned to me. "Harper, you've been…