He Thought I Was Ugly So He Gave Me To His Cousin
Language: en
Waking up in the middle of the night to a post from the Campus King was never a good sign, especially when it read: [Been talking to a girl online for three months. We’re supposed to meet next week, and I just found out she’s a hundred-and-sixty-pound whale. Help.] The top comment was pure evil: [Simple. Give the account and the girlfriend to someone you hate. Let two annoying people cancel each other out.] The Campus King happily agreed. I scrolled past with a shudder, thanking my lucky stars my own boyfriend wasn't like that. A few weeks later, I was having a sweet dinner with my…