The Ex-Effect
Language: en
My period was two months late, so I called my ex-boyfriend. "I think I might be pregnant." He sneered. "Is this a flex?" I said weakly, "No, it's yours." He warned me coldly, "Don't think just because you're pregnant I'll get back together with you." "I have a girlfriend, and she would mind." After a few seconds of stunned silence, I smacked my forehead. "Sorry, my bad. I just remembered I got my period the day we broke up."