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Language: en
I had a fever and wanted my best friend to come comfort me. I accidentally sent the message to my ex-boyfriend instead. [Baby, I'm burning up so bad, it's unbearable. Come help me quickly.] In my delirium, I made a typo. Instead of "burning up" (fever), I typed "horny." My ex, Ethan, replied with snark: [Weren't you so tough when we broke up? Now you're begging me in the middle of the night? How lonely are you?] A moment later, I realized my mistake. I quickly clarified: [Sorry to bother you, problem solved.] He replied instantly: [???] [WTF, who did you find?] [Only ten minutes?…