The Wrong Text
Language: en
My brother sent a text to his girlfriend, but accidentally sent it to me: "Babe, I'm at the school gate, where are you?" I narrowed my eyes, a wicked smile curling on my lips. "Babe, I just walked out of the classroom." The chat box showed [Typing...] for a long time. I continued to fire back: "Babe, did you wait just to walk home with me? I'm so moved!" "Babe, why aren't you saying anything?" My brother, furious and embarrassed, finally replied: "Are you sick? That's enough!" Five minutes later, he Venmo-ed me $50. "Please, don't tell Mom and Dad I'm dating."