The Billionaire's Bribe
Language: en
My best friend started dating a billionaire. The first time we met, he handed me a Louis Vuitton bag. I was too terrified to take it, but he thought I was offended by the price. So, he pulled out a black card and slid it across the table. "Nice to meet you. Here’s a $25,000 greeting fee." Later, my best friend wanted to break up with him because he was "too busy." I literally tackled her, clinging to her leg. "You can't break up! Absolutely not!" She looked at me, confused. "Aren't you usually the queen of 'dump him'?" "This is different!" I mean, I had just accepted a $50,000…