The Boss, the Brother, and the Accidental Call
Language: en
I accidentally pocket-dialed my boss while my brother was trying on a new sweater. "It's too small, I can't get it on." "Impossible. I measured you before I bought it." "It's stuck! Be gentle, ow ow ow." "Okay, okay, I'm fixing it." I yanked hard and cooed: "There you go, sweetie. Let big sis rub it better." "Are you sure?" He tugged at the tight collar, gasping for air. Later, rumor had it that the boss took a mysterious call during a meeting, and his face got darker and darker. He didn't say a word, just proceeded to roast 28 department heads until they cried.