The Period Insult That Exposed His Secret
Language: en

My period lasted over two weeks due to hormonal issues. Luke's childhood friend Cassidy smirked, "Poor Luke, with a wife you can't even use." Our friends laughed. I replied sweetly, "Why would he be miserable? He's happy to have a break from his little blue pills." The room fell silent, then erupted in louder laughter. Luke lost his smile. "What are you talking about?" "I'm not making it up," I said innocently. His ears reddened as he whispered, "That was one time! It's private!" "And my hormones aren't private?" I shot back. A friend teased, "Secrets? Is the missus complaining?" Still…