The Blondie Strategy
Language: en
My cousin was locked at home by her parents because she insisted on being with a blond-haired delinquent. I understood immediately: Liking a blondie is a legitimate excuse to be a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training). So I went home and said to my stepbrother: "Brother, I've fallen for a blondie." My stepbrother smiled and poured me a cup of hot water: "Is it cold today? Drink some water to warm up first." I was a bit disappointed, took a sip of water, and continued my lines persistently: "You can't look down on him, he's different from other blondies..." The next second,…