The Catfish in Room 302
Language: en
I saw my own photo on a social media app. The OP's caption read: [Dated my girlfriend online for a year, but she refuses to meet me. What should I do?] The next second, my roommate suddenly leaned in: "Hey guys, how can I lose 30 pounds in a month?" Confused, she added: "Cynthia, if I get skinny, do you think we'd look alike?"