Trading My Apron For My Tenure And A Better Man
Language: en
I was looking for a new electric toothbrush for my husband, Professor Damon Hawthorne, for Valentine's Day. It was a mundane chore, but I still wanted it to feel like a gift. In the reviews section of a popular online retailer, I saw a comment with over ten thousand likes: “Must Buy! This electric toothbrush is incredibly durable, I haven’t charged it in six months!” Three days later, an update followed: “My sincere apologies for misleading everyone. It turns out my husband has been charging it the entire time. I’m so absent-minded; I only found out today when I pressed him for details,…