I Sold The House While You Cheated On Paternity Leave
Language: en
It was three a.m. I’d just managed to settle the baby, my entire body aching, when I picked up my phone and scrolled past a post on a daddy-forum: [URGENT! Girlfriend is pushing hard. How to divorce my wife while she's still breastfeeding?] A few jokers had commented below: [Tough luck, buddy. The law protects the 'lactating liabilities' until the milk dries up. You'd need her to file first.] The phrase lactating liabilities made my stomach clench with cold, physiological revulsion. I was about to close the app when I saw an unusually detailed reply. [Pro-tip: Take your paternity leave and…