Fake It 'Til You Break It
Language: en

My sister took a picture of herself sitting on the hood of my Porsche. She posted it with the caption: "23 years old, driving a Porsche, but I still don't feel happy." This humble-brag post went viral, and she was flooded with DMs from suitors. One day, she showed off a million-dollar Birkin bag, a gift from one of her new admirers. "Sis, I hinted that I wanted a million-dollar car, but he sent me a million-dollar bag instead. Men are so clueless, right?" I offered a gentle reminder: "Is it possible the dealership just doesn't sell fake cars?" She immediately blasted me on social…