My Online Date Is Her Aunt
Language: en
The girl I’d been talking to online mentioned she had a thing for the "clean-cut, preppy" look. Before we were set to meet in person, I silently purged my closet. Out went the faded hoodies and gym shorts; in came the crisp, white button-downs. That’s when the text started scrolling across my vision, glowing like a neon news ticker suspended in mid-air: [Why is the Side Character changing his wardrobe? If he actually cleans up, how is the Hero supposed to impersonate him to get the Girl?] [Relax. The Hero will make one snarky comment, and the Side Character will feel so insecure he’ll…