The Ex-Files
Language: en

On our 100-day anniversary, my boyfriend excitedly introduced me to his roommates. "This is my wingman! I only managed to woo you because of his advice!" I looked up, unexpectedly locking eyes with my ex-boyfriend from three years ago. His pupils dilated in shock. The smile on his face froze instantly. Through gritted teeth, he forced out a single word. "F*ck?!"