Melomiri

Rent-A-Bitch

Language: en

What’s it like having a face that just screams "mean girl"? I volunteer at a soup kitchen, and people spread rumors I'm trying to snag a rich kid. I help a lost child, and I'm accused of kidnapping. Even helping an old lady recycle bottles, I get doxed online for "littering." My reputation precedes me, making me unemployable right out of college. So, I hung up a shingle and started my own business: specializing in shutting down holiday guilt trips. On opening day, Julian Carter, a university professor, knocked on my door: "My mom is too nice. All our relatives have borrowed her…

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