The Main Character Delusion: How an Unhinged Intern Tried to Cancel Me
Language: en

I went to the ER, and the hallway was absolutely packed with patients waiting their turn. But I was in a rush to get to my grandfather's 80th birthday dinner, so I had no choice but to let an intern draw my blood to speed things up. After poking me eight times without finding a vein, the girl suddenly covered her face and started sobbing. "I'm just a baby, my hands are too small to aim properly! Why are you being so mean?!" I was sweating cold bullets from the pain. Just as I was about to snap, a few lines of floating text suddenly scrolled across my field of vision: “Omg the female…