Karma for My Roommate
Language: en

My roommate, Delilah, kept a vividly patterned pet snake in our dorm. Out of kindness, I bought a terrarium and explained to her that many girls in the dorm were terrified of snakes. If it got out, it would scare people. Instead, she lashed out, "Ophelia! Can you not be so disgusting? This is a living creature, and you want to lock it in such a tiny box?" "It's just a pet snake; it won't bite anyone. Even if it did, it's just a small scratch, not poisonous. I don't know what you're so scared of." In the middle of the night, her so-called pet snake slithered into the adjacent room and bit…