The Art of Catching a 'Sucker'
Language: en
After my ex-boyfriend dumped me for a master manipulator, I furiously hunted her down. She was fully made up, cowering and begging me not to hit her in the face. I slapped my hands together in a pleading gesture: "Sister, what kind of dark magic did you use to make that cheapskate buy you designer bags and clothes, when I couldn't even get him to buy me a cup of boba tea?!" She let out a long sigh of relief and proceeded to teach me exactly how to hook a wealthy "sucker." Later, I brought a man to her to show off my homework. She stuttered, "B-brother? You're the sucker?!"