Melomiri

I Accidentally Rented A Human Dog

Language: en

Just before the holidays, my younger boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere. My mother issued an ultimatum: If you don’t bring a man home for Christmas, don’t bother bringing the dog either! In a panic, I posted an ad online to rent a date. My only requirement was supposed to be: Must be willing to sit with my dog in the backseat. The next morning, my inbox exploded. My ex-boyfriend had completely spammed my DMs:[We’ve barely been broken up for a few days and you’re already looking for a dog?!][Fine, if you had just said that’s what you were into, I wouldn’t have held back.][Answer me! Did you…

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