Caught Placing Flyers On His Rolls
Language: en
I was caught red-handed by the owner of a Rolls-Royce in the parking lot while trying to slip him flyers. What's even more embarrassing is that the owner turned out to be my ex-boyfriend from five years ago, the one I dumped because he was poor. What's that saying again? It's not that I'm afraid of exes being awful, it's that I'm afraid of exes who are successful! My ex smiled and said, "Now that I'm rich, you have no reason to dump me again, right?"