The Winning Ticket
Language: en
For my boyfriend's birthday, I gave him a $2 lottery ticket. It ended up winning $5 million. My boyfriend calmly said, "Thanks, babe." I snatched the lottery ticket right back and cursed, "Who are you calling babe? Don't get ahead of yourself." "Give you a birthday present? Are you crazy, I don't even know you." Later, when I ordered male models at a KTV, I ran into my boyfriend. He poured me 10 glasses of wine. Heh. Still just after my money. Finally, he asked impatiently, "You don't recognize the keys to a Rolls-Royce, and you don't even recognize a Patek Philippe watch?" "Also, the…