The Crybaby Goddess Of Horror
Language: en
My body is a traitor. To be specific, my nervous system has its wires crossed. In the cutthroat ecosystem of Hollywood, I am universally known as the ultimate crybaby. The diva who weeps at the drop of a hat. Then, I booked an extreme horror reality show. We filmed in a house where actual murders had taken place. And there I was, tears streaming down my face, revving a beat-up motorcycle with a sidecar, dragging five terrified A-listers through the dark, and belting out The Star-Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs. I became the patron saint of unhinged survival. The internet’s…