The Shit-Stirring Pick-Me Trap
Language: en
The guy I used to blow up dog shit with when we were kids got a new girlfriend. This new girlfriend called me a "Pick-Me." She said I was just pretending to be "one of the guys" so I could steal her man, and that my entire childhood friend group was trash. I didn’t say a word. I just squeezed my girlfriend’s hand a little tighter. She froze. "You... you have a girlfriend?"