Down With Capitalism
Language: en

My new intern is sweet, obedient, and completely innocent. Every day, I drag him into my passionate rants against our boss: "Repeat after me! Down with capitalism! Power to the working class!" He obediently repeats it. Me: "The evil corporate overlords will eventually face their demise!" He furrows his brow, looking a little hesitant: "The evil corporate overlords... will eventually face their... demise." Me: "The CEO's son is a pompous, trust-fund prick!" His face instantly turns beet red: "Miss... don't you think that's a bit too harsh?"