I Took Their Advice… And Ran With My Child
Language: en
How do you tell your husband you're pregnant with style when you're in the middle of giving him the silent treatment? Naturally, I turned to the internet for help and decided to follow the advice of the true experts: the seasoned romance novel readers with a decade of tropes under their belts. Their plan was flawless. Step one: Run away with the baby bump in tow. Step two: The dramatic morning sickness reveal at the dinner table. Step three: Schedule a fake abortion and list his number as the emergency contact… It all went perfectly... until I saw him completely lose his mind. And that's…