Headliner: Rich, Single, and Obsessed
Language: en
I haven’t been very happy lately. The problem is, my favorite celebrity "little brother" totally crashed and burned. Getting caught in a scandal is one thing, but lying to me when all the evidence was out there, just to get me to spend more money to bail him out? That was the last straw. In a fit of rage, I dumped all my considerable resources, connections, and hype onto his biggest rival—some indie nobody in the same agency. I didn't expect the kid to have so much fight in him. He exploded overnight. Superstar status. Just as I was about to retire, happy with my revenge, and looking…